Sunday, January 4, 2009

Tournament training regimen

Because I'm so fucking fat and soft after my vacation I will definately be skating tomorrow @ 9 AM. While I am there I will personally give everyone present a tutorial on hard, back-handed love then retire to a breakfast joint of Andy Norton's choice to eat a healthy breakfast of egg whites, whole wheat toast, and delicious fruit slices (probably pinapple). I will also drink a delicious cup of coffee and a nutritious tall glass of orange juice with extra pulp and NO BOOZE.

Well... no promises on the booze.


  1. Max, you only kind of like hockey.

  2. Max, we NEED to see that pimp mustache again!!!! And as for that back changing your vote says it all.