Sunday, January 4, 2009

Tournament training regimen

Because I'm so fucking fat and soft after my vacation I will definately be skating tomorrow @ 9 AM. While I am there I will personally give everyone present a tutorial on hard, back-handed love then retire to a breakfast joint of Andy Norton's choice to eat a healthy breakfast of egg whites, whole wheat toast, and delicious fruit slices (probably pinapple). I will also drink a delicious cup of coffee and a nutritious tall glass of orange juice with extra pulp and NO BOOZE.


Well... no promises on the booze.

2 comments:

  1. Max, we want...no NEED to see that pimp mustache again!!!! And as for that back hand.....you changing your vote says it all.

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