AN INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT, SOMETIME, SOMEWHERE.
Anybody notice that that email was from a not-Rachel skating director? Boo! The rink is going to fall into chaos and Will will end up hunting rats with the blue rental skates, cooking them on broken hockey sticks, and wearing tattered clothes from the figure skating lost and found.It will be like "Mad Max", except max will be dead.
and weeda will run the thunderdome
OH CRAP! Not Weeda running the dome!!!! She will have truckloads of Wild Turkey and BBQ tongs delivered daily for her Prentiss Worship services. With all of those Wild Turkey empties there will be no room for the rest of us to skate.
C'mon Rachel. You heard it from Thurmmond and Uno. The future appears grim without you.
Take Romeo to the the Pancake feed. We can pick up JD at the rink after a night with Weeda and he might spill his guts...
I will... we'll go to Wal-mart after and pick out some underwear.
I hear chicks dig the Wal-mart undies.
"these are sexy cuz i play guitar"
Are any of you clowns going to this tomorrow? I was thinking about going but I am not going to go alone.
i might go just to see who JD brings as a date.....does he own any blowup dolls?
Yes, but I forgot his name.
Isn't it just a "My Buddy" doll? Childers and David are probably too young for that.
Are we going to consume beers after work and before pancakes?
That "not-Rachel skating director," just happens to be my roommate's x-GF. She is an ubercunt and I wouldn't trust her, I think the Thunderdome scenario is probably more than likely, but who doesn't mind a little Wild Turkey all the time? Basically my point is, we should take every opportunity to belittle the new skating director and make her feel inferior and incompetent, maybe she'll go home and cry and never come back again.
This blog is getting more and more misogynistic everyday. That's why I vetoed Childers' fundraiser...but it appears we have Jamie's blessing on that one. Matt, have you had any inquiries?
Hey Wytee......tell us what you really think.