Anybody notice that that email was from a not-Rachel skating director? Boo! The rink is going to fall into chaos and Will will end up hunting rats with the blue rental skates, cooking them on broken hockey sticks, and wearing tattered clothes from the figure skating lost and found. It will be like "Mad Max", except max will be dead.
OH CRAP! Not Weeda running the dome!!!! She will have truckloads of Wild Turkey and BBQ tongs delivered daily for her Prentiss Worship services. With all of those Wild Turkey empties there will be no room for the rest of us to skate.
That "not-Rachel skating director," just happens to be my roommate's x-GF. She is an ubercunt and I wouldn't trust her, I think the Thunderdome scenario is probably more than likely, but who doesn't mind a little Wild Turkey all the time? Basically my point is, we should take every opportunity to belittle the new skating director and make her feel inferior and incompetent, maybe she'll go home and cry and never come back again.
This blog is getting more and more misogynistic everyday. That's why I vetoed Childers' fundraiser...but it appears we have Jamie's blessing on that one. Matt, have you had any inquiries?
Anybody notice that that email was from a not-Rachel skating director? Boo! The rink is going to fall into chaos and Will will end up hunting rats with the blue rental skates, cooking them on broken hockey sticks, and wearing tattered clothes from the figure skating lost and found.
ReplyDeleteIt will be like "Mad Max", except max will be dead.
and weeda will run the thunderdome
ReplyDeleteOH CRAP! Not Weeda running the dome!!!! She will have truckloads of Wild Turkey and BBQ tongs delivered daily for her Prentiss Worship services. With all of those Wild Turkey empties there will be no room for the rest of us to skate.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Rachel. You heard it from Thurmmond and Uno. The future appears grim without you.
ReplyDeleteTake Romeo to the the Pancake feed. We can pick up JD at the rink after a night with Weeda and he might spill his guts...
ReplyDeleteI will... we'll go to Wal-mart after and pick out some underwear.
ReplyDeleteI hear chicks dig the Wal-mart undies.
ReplyDelete"these are sexy cuz i play guitar"
ReplyDeleteAre any of you clowns going to this tomorrow? I was thinking about going but I am not going to go alone.
ReplyDeletei might go just to see who JD brings as a date.....does he own any blowup dolls?
ReplyDeleteYes, but I forgot his name.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it just a "My Buddy" doll? Childers and David are probably too young for that.
ReplyDeleteAre we going to consume beers after work and before pancakes?
ReplyDeleteThat "not-Rachel skating director," just happens to be my roommate's x-GF. She is an ubercunt and I wouldn't trust her, I think the Thunderdome scenario is probably more than likely, but who doesn't mind a little Wild Turkey all the time? Basically my point is, we should take every opportunity to belittle the new skating director and make her feel inferior and incompetent, maybe she'll go home and cry and never come back again.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is getting more and more misogynistic everyday. That's why I vetoed Childers' fundraiser...but it appears we have Jamie's blessing on that one. Matt, have you had any inquiries?
ReplyDeleteHey Wytee......tell us what you really think.
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